Recipe for school trip disaster

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Ingredients

 A handful of screams

Bruises and bashes

Moans of pain 

Noisy sobs

Silence

Method

1. Take a handful of screams and stir it into a large saucepan
2. Grab  hold of loud, noisy sobs and whisk that in. Shout loudly twice and make vomiting noises.
3. Firmly scoop some moans of pain, and beat your ready made mixture into your sauce pan. 
4. Boil a good amount of bruises and bashes. Now empty your mixture and kneed firmly. This will do the trick!
5. Lastly, take a ball of your mixture, and cover it with silence.  Give it to a teacher as a treat. 

Beware! Her class will be in ashes by tomorrow.