How To Create a Rotten Nut - Recipe

Introduction
Nuts are delicious little things, often had in most snacks. But a nut is not at all scrumptious or savoured when a parent acts much like one. I refer them to a rotten nut. Oh, you certainly don't know how troublesome parents can be! So here I have secretly documented an exclusive guide specially for children on how to create a rotten nut - A Recipe.

Ingredients

• A pinch of shouts
• At least 20 tablespoons of nagging powder
• 1 teaspoon of boredom
• 7 cups of annoyance
• A handful of upsetting balls
• 3 drops of raging rainwater
• 9 tablespoons of slaps

Method

• Heat up the saucepan. Add in 3 drops of raging rain water.(Be careful. If just a drop on you, you will be angry forever)
• Stir in 20 tablespoons of nagging powder. Fry until the mixture turns crumbly.
• Tip a teaspoon of boredom into the saucepan. Wait until the combined ingredients turn from green to blue.
• Add a pinch of shouts. As soon as the mixture lets out a pink bubble, tip in seven cups of annoyance.
• Throw a handful of upsetting balls into the saucepan.
• Finally, drop 9 tablespoons of slaps in the saucepan.
• Your mixture will have turned into a thick viscous liquid. Pour this into a bottle and cap the lid on tightly. 
• Be sure to add this to your enemies food! They will be as worse as a rotten nut after just a bite. They will also make a bad parent.